Federal Emergency Something Something

So if this Federal Agency is not going to effectively Manage Emergencies, we have to ask:

What does "FEMA" actually stand for?

• We'll start with the most obvious:
  Federal Emergency Mismanagement Agency
  

• Federal Emergency Mulling Administration
  

• Funds Egregiously MisAppropriated
  

• Fuck Every Miserable American
  

• Families Entirely Mistreated, Abandoned
  

• Foreign Enemies Made Aware
  

• Feeble Entity of Miscreant Assholes
  

• Fumbles, Errors, Mistakes, Arrogance
  

• Failures Evidence of Marked Anti-Americanism
  

• Floods and Earthquakes are Mere Annoyances
  

• Fundraisers Entitled to Major Appointments
  

• Feigned Enthusiasm Masking Animus
  

Any I'm forgetting? Flames Engulf My Anger?

How about Fairly Elected My Ass?