Dr. Reginald welcomes you.

Greetings all!

Welcome to the new home of The Catchpenny. Our old home still exists, but it has become infested with termites and Howie Mandel, and so we've had to relocate. Also, the rent was too expensive, which is to say that it was not free.

So here we are. The Catchpenny has changed not only its habitat, but also the nature of its content and format. Until now, the 'penny has focused mostly on current events, particularly the genocide in Darfur, the White House/CIA leak investigation, and the Colin Farrell sex tape. We will still touch on- and whenever possible, mock the everloving shit out of- these topics; but added to the mix will be all varieties of creative writing- poetry, short fiction, long fiction, bad fiction, fiction that sounds like nonfiction and vice-versa, dirty limericks, angry rants, humble observations, Scientological dogma, bitter polemics, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

Please come back soon. We are lonely. And cold. So very cold.